New Media douchebag, YAAY!
- Don’t do real work
- Talk, type, tag, text & twitter
- Hate a lot of stuff
- Celebrate other douchebags
Yaaaay!!
Google Health gadget leaks confidential data via OpenSocial exploit
Shockingly, the same day Google Health launches one of my co-worker’s health information was compromised via an OpenSocial exploit that shared his health information from his HMO for everyone to see.
Krugle locates Satan, in source code
I knew Steve Larsen was destined for greatness, I was right. He’s located Satan.
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evelopers hunt for ‘Satan’ in software code - vnunet.com
Krugle searches across code repositories and development resources, using contextual search to provide insights to developers working for networks such as IBM Developer Works, CollabNet and SourceForge.net.
The application allows developers to use existing code, perform impact analysis and easily learn new code.
In terms of distinctly non-Java searches fed into Krugle recently, ‘Knuth’ returned the highest number of hits in honour of leading computer scientist and ‘father of algorithm analysis’ Donald Knuth, far outstripping ‘Satan’.
‘George Bush’ edged out ‘Britney Spears’ and the fifth-ranked ‘Fidel Castro’, while ‘Paris Hilton’ rounded out the bottom of the rankings.
‘Hillary Clinton’ dominated the presidential candidates, followed by ‘John McCain’ and ‘Barack Obama’.
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Google’s "crimes against humanity" unrequited
G
oogle Wins Appeal - Most Bizarre Lawsuit Ever Filed Against Search Engine [SearchEngineWatch]
In September of 2007, Dylan Stephen Jayne filed a (handwritten) suit against the founders of the Google internet search engine, alleging that his social security number when turned upside down is a scrambled code that spells the name “Google.”
He was asking for $5 billion for Google’s alleged “crimes against humanity.”
The District Court reviewed the lawsuit and dismissed it sua sponte (on its own will or motion”) for failure to state a claim. In other words, the judge made a decision without having been asked by either party. (ie. never happened: “Your honor, the defendants, Larry and Sergey, move to dismiss!”)
The ever-resourceful Jayne filed a timely appeal. His case was on appeal from the United States District Court for the Middle District of Pennsylvania and guess what? He lost the appeal a couple months ago.
There just really is no justice… 
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It’s the cheese baby
Sofia mentioned this new drug yesterday. She said it sounded so cool she considered trying it. It’s called “Cheese”. Frickin’ sweet.
From Wikipedia:
Cheese is a heroin-based recreational drug that surfaced in the United States in 2005 and came to the media’s attention after a string of deaths among adolescents in the Dallas/Fort Worth Metroplex, in 2006 and 2007.
Cheese is formed by combining heroin with crushed tablets of certain over-the-counter cold medication, such as Tylenol PM. Such cold medications contain acetaminophen, the active ingredient in Tylenol, and the antihistamine diphenhydramine, the active ingredient in Benadryl and a common opiate potentiator.[1] Cheese samples obtained in north Dallas contained between 2% and 8% heroin, in contrast to the 30% commonly found in black tar heroin.[2][3] Users commonly take the powder by insufflation rather than by intravenous injection.
But wait, there’s more coolness: when making “Cheese’ you take Black Tar Heroin, this is the really crappy heroin that often comes from Mexico, boil it in water, add Tylenol PM, and this is what’s commonly referred to by these zany/whacky kids as “monkey juice”. That sounds like awesome! Talk about effective marketing to children. When I was a kid the drugs were called unappealing things. Like Acid, PCP (sounded a lot like CFC or PCB neither of which had an especially fun name), Reds (sounded like communists and I knew those were bad), and Weed (reminded me of hard work in the yard). Cheese just sounds awesome. Almost as cool as “monkey juice”.
Tags: cheese, Dallas, drugs, Fort Worth Metroplex, heroine, Sofia-
